Gamer Mom Still Can’t Find Five Consecutive Minutes to Beat Elden Ring Boss
GAME INTERCEPTOR // REPORTS
“Every time I get halfway through Starscourge Radahn, my baby needs a diaper changed or I need to change the laundry, cook for someone, drop one of the kids off at practice, or work on my Fiverr gigs.”
“I’ve been trying to finish this boss since release, but there’s always some interruption and the pause button doesn’t work in AAA games so I have to restart the fight every time.”
“All I need is five uninterrupted minutes,” Gamer Mom said to Gamer Dad, “It’s been years, and I just can’t scrape them together.”
Gamer Dad responded, “I hope you find the time soon, honey.”
Gamer Dad reportedly beat Elden Ring on launch week and is “very excited” for his wife to beat it, too.
Bruv don't get me started