Local well-adjusted gamer Todd Nuggenhalf told reporters last night, “It’s been a while since a game gripped me. I miss long gaming nights when I should be preparing for tomorrow’s bar exam or buying my wedding suit for the next day.”
“Games just haven’t been that fun lately. I’m preparing to represent a client tomorrow when I should be spending my time with something more interesting, like a game that our guild cares about so much that our friend group ruptures over loot, or we lose to the boss and then half our guild gets prescribed SSRIs.”